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Name: Micah
Country: United States
State: Arkansas
Metro: Siloam Springs
Birthday: 9/17/1987
Gender: Male
Interests: good movies, music, video games, people, fun, wine, swimming, foreign languages, art, acting.
Expertise: Bands/artists: I dedided I'm not going to list every single band that I've ever heard of like everyone else. I'm really not an expert in anything...but I will try anything!
Occupation: undecided bum
Industry: procrastination
Message: message meEmail: email me
Website: visit my website
AIM:  deathguise151
Member Since:
4/19/2004
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Congratulations, America! You voted right!!!! Here are some more College pics: L-R: me, Mary 
Me, Eunice 
Erika (Japan), Aki (Japan), Jenny (Sweden) 
Lara (Italy) 
Zoraida (Spain), Lara 
Lara, Oumpelie (France), Zoraida 
Ida, Lisa, Jenny---Swedish 
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| Here are the 11 Commandments of Truth as told by the prophets:
The 11 Commandments:
1. Thou (you) shalt worship no other snakes besides me lest I feel insecure in my infinitude.
2. Thou (you) shalt not idolize me because you can't do it very well.
3. Thou (you) shalt not verify anything cause that's bad.
4. We really need a couch out here.
5. Thou (you) shalt use ribbed condoms for her pleasure.
6. Don't mow your lawn, ever.
7. Ebonics is proribbeted so thou (you) shalt not.
8. Thou (you) shalt not wear snakeskin boots unless you really really want
to.
9. Thou (you) shalt have unprotected teenage sex and then get an abortion so you can make the fetal ribs as your sacraments so that you may sacrifice to Ultra Snake, by taking communion with such ribs, so he may live on
and on and on.
10. Thou (you) shalt have more commandments than the Abrahamic religions.
11. Thou (you) shalt consider this the extra commandment. | | |
| I am the special edition. Pre-order me!!! | | |
| .......Attention! We have decided that the planet Mercury is no longer a planet! We have decided this because....um....it is..uh...too close to the sun! Yeah that's it! Also, it's too small! It doesn't fit the "planet-size requirements" that apparently exist. Also, it has no atmosphere, so verily it is an asteroid. Most of all....we just don't want it to be a planet because it would require us to think...so there. Tune in next time to hear us tell you that Jupiter isn't a planet. It's just too big. And what's with that effing red spot? Planets don't have those! And Uranus can't be a planet because people make fun of it's name! | | |
| First day of classes today. I was afraid that college French 2 would be
too hard, but the teacher's very Mrs. Wann-like and I think I'll be
fine. College initiation class was boring as hell, but required.
Algebra was uneventful (good thing). My theater appreciation professor
is hilarious. He occasionally drops "s" bombs and is very easy going.
My roommate and I finally got all the necessary attachments to run the
ps2 and xbox. He's off trying to buy a universal remote, now.
Today at dinner, I sat with the international students. I met
some cute, funny Japanese girls named Momo and Aki (sp?). I also met
some girls from Sweden, Chile, Spain, Italy, and France. There was also
a cool German guy and a French guy, with whom I had much delight
bashing US politics. :) This evening, I went to Leah's and Beth's (new
friends from Kansas)apartment with Daniel (another Kansan) and watched
the "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles" live action movie and ate awesome
mouthgasm-ice cream. Cowabunga. Oh yeah, and no homework, tonight!
-Micah
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